The Hangman

William and the hangman, and some officials, stood in the hot morning sun of the fated day. William already had the noose around his neck.

"Hurry up," the hangman said.

"E," William said.

The hangman pulled the lever and William is killed. "The answer was Michael Jackson," the hangman then told the officials.

"But that has an E," he was informed by one of the officials.

The hangman was then told to go to jail, without passing Go and without collecting $200, where he has been trying to roll a double for the past three years now.