Death Metal

Mark and Juan were playing pool, when all of a sudden Mark said, "You know, man, Judas Priest is kind of lame."

Juan looked at him, chalking the tip of his cue. "Why don't you just say what you really mean, Mark?"

Mark shrugged. He said, "I just never thought they were very metal."

What ensued was a fight to the death that injured Mark and killed Juan. You might think this is a sad story, but Juan always went down as the man who fought and died in the name of Judas Priest, and that's very metal.