Baby Henrik had no problem when his mother fed him his mashed potatoes and peas. But when she tried to feed him her Nazi rhetoric and propaganda, he could never stomach it and stopped eating it. She even did that annoying airplane thing with the spoon, going rrrrRRRrrRRrrrr but Henrik wasn't having any of it.
Henrik's father was also very concerned. Even after reading Mein Kampf to him at bedtime, they still couldn't get him to swallow the propaganda. Later on, Henrik's first words were "mazel tov". And much later on, Henrik's parents were arrested for a string of hate crimes on local black people.
Henrik's fine, though. He recently got married to a nice Jewish woman, whom he met while working with the Israeli Mossad.
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