Penny


During her trip in Russia, Penny was pretty sure she spotted a fairy. She blinked her eyes, but the fairy was gone, and Penny went about the rest of her day without a hassle.

On the other hand, the fairy fluttered home and told all her fairy friends about Penny. They spat on her and called her a liar. The fairy would forever be branded as the village liar and she became an alcoholic and drug addict, never married, never bore any children and died alone naked in a fairy brothel, where she had been selling her body for money.

Penny, on the other hand, ended up meeting her penpal, another fire-breathing dragon, in a cave in Siberia. They got married and moved back to the planet Dragonia, where Penny laid many dragon eggs. They all hatched and grew up to be doctors and lawyers.

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